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A picnic oriented date in which the male packs expensive and/or extravagant foods as an ellaborate scheme in hopes of having sexual encounters with the guest.
Man1: Hey I heard you're sexually active with that woman from the office.

Man2: Yeah broseph, took her on a dicnic! Girls can't resist the sparkling white wine and artisan breads.

Man1: Word.
Dicnic by Maximum Schizophrenia April 23, 2009
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dionicia 

A beautiful, and smart woman. She wears her emotions. Men have tried to tame her but only one has succeeded. her way is always the right way. So it's pointless to argue
Dionicia is so powerful
dionicia by Mermaid2012 November 17, 2014
Similiar to a picnic although after the peanut butter sandwiches and capri sun's, you spread out a blanket and have some hot rabid sex for several hours.
Me: Hey let's go on a picnic.
George: I do love a good picnic. But wouldn't that be kind of gay with only two guys?
Me: Not at all. I'll get some girls to come and fuck in the grass.
Ray: ALRIGHT! It's a DICKNICK!!!
Dicknic by Frenchee French March 5, 2009

Dibonic Shit 

The most horrendus, ghastly, smelly, retarded, gooey, raging, shitty shit on the face of the planet. God help you if you know someone that takes these kinds of shits.
Shawndavious: Ay man, listen I understand you taking a big dump in there, but you gotta get out of my bathroom eventually.

David: Alright man, I'm out! Thanks for letting me use your toilet, I was holding that in for 9 days!

Shawndavious: It's cool man-*Smells something Dibonic* MAN WHAT THE FUCK?!!!? BOY DID YOU TAKE A DIBONIC SHIT!?!

David: Yeah.... sorry man, hey I mean Febreze is on sale?

*Shawndavious pulls out a glock and shoots and kills David. He then proceeds to strap dibonic explosives to himself and blows up.
Dibonic Shit by ITS YA HOMIE NIGGLER December 26, 2022

Dionicio 

A person that work hard,he alway headed for greatness,tell u the true even it's hard to hear, alway thinking about others befor himself,
I think im dionicio today.
Dionicio by afider January 31, 2017
'Dixon' (n):

1) A person of very low intelligence
2) A person who spends the majority of his day kicking bags of air pointlessly
3) A stupid person with no future
4) A person far below yourself

'Dixonic' (adj):

1) To be of relation to Dixon
2) To do things that Dixon would do

'To Dixon' (verb):

1) To do the unspeakable
2) To kick a bag of air
3) To enjoy pointless activities involving bags of air
Noun: "Bloody Dixons outside again"
Adjective: "That's a very dixonic game"
Verb: "Oh god, he's started Dixoning"
dixonic by 9THC March 7, 2005
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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