Dicnic

A picnic oriented date in which the male packs expensive and/or extravagant foods as an ellaborate scheme in hopes of having sexual encounters with the guest.

Man1: Hey I heard you're sexually active with that woman from the office.

Man2: Yeah broseph, took her on a dicnic! Girls can't resist the sparkling white wine and artisan breads.

Man1: Word.

by Maximum Schizophrenia April 24, 2009

Dicnic

An all male outdoor excursion where instead of bringing a hamper with food and drink, the hamper is packed with lube, condoms and cock rings.

Dave and Allan love the outdoors and often pack a Dicnic before they Head to the hills.

by Jimmy Dink June 30, 2019

Dicnic

To felate a man who has a bread roll attatched to his penis - usually occuring outside i.e. at a picnic

He took me for a picnic and I gave him a dicnic - it was so much better than a usual sandwich

by AllesandroJesu May 5, 2008

dicnic

refers to sex outdoors; often used to denote meeting places for clandestine sexual encounters among male homosexuals, but can be used for any sexual activity outdoors when (at least one) dick is involved.

"What should we bring to the dicnic?"
"Lube."

by Kirsten Council January 14, 2007

Dicnic

Living room sex with your significant other during their remote job lunch break. Sheet and/or blanket required to catch the mess.

Getting dicked down during your remote job lunch break. She got Dicnic'ed

by Wonderwomansupermanlove October 12, 2023

dicnic

A picnic in which the picnic basket, as well as all food and drink containers are dick-shaped.

A bunch of my friends and I enjoyed dick-shaped sandwiches, popsicles, and Kool-aid drinks on our biweekly dicnic.

by broccolidog September 3, 2011

Dicnic

When you take your wife or significant other to the park on a picnic and give her some Dick.

Girl he didnt bring no lunch for the picnic, he just gave me some dicnic

by Brandybomb July 13, 2019