A fucking day, you dumbshit. Why tf you searching this up?
It’s october 22 a fucking day
JK ITS NATIONAL JEW FRYING DAY!
When a Nigga dances so well that it’s as if it was butter
Nigga1: *Dances niggary smooth*
Faggot ass white cracker nigga: Stfu dumb nigga
*Gets shot
Buy a
Niggary Smooth
mug!
When someone writes a definition on their name on UrbanDictionary and give it qualities like handsome, smart, athletic and shit.
Even though in real life, they’re fat fucking faggots who jack off to Hentai everyday and hardly see sunlight.
Me: “Dude wtf? Go outside you fat fucking slob, stop posting those urban names.
You don’t own a lambo, you’ve never fucked a girl in your life, and you’re dad is not the ceo of Microsoft.”
Urban dicker: “Stfu, I don’t need friends. My body pillow is all I need.”
Btw, Humphrey is most likely their name.
A fellow italian nigga
He a real nigga, he invites you to his luxury apartment and makes you the largest amount of pasta you’ve ever seen.
It tastes amazing, and somehow he magically has enough ingredients.
Props to my italians niggas out there
Niggarino: “Hello my-a nigga! Do you wants-a pasta?”
Me: “Hell yeah nigga! Full send!”
Niggarino: “Coming right up! No, you can’t-a have any you-a fat fucking urban dicker. Go-a outside urban dicker”
UrbanDicker: “Awww, I’m gonna go post my stupid fucking conservative beliefs to UrbanDictionary all while sitting in a dark room with no one to love.”
The fuck you searching this shit up for? Nigga it’s a steel bar, stoopid ass nigga
Nigga the builder: Get dat steel bar fool
Faggot ass white cracker: Stfu nigga, you da fool
*gets shot*
Seriously who the fuck is named this shit nowadays? This niggas parents were high on crack during birth
Nurse: Awww your baby boy is so cute, what’s his name gonna be?
Mom/dad *high on crack*: ;8:!8,’neiowfjwisnslw bracktolomoxusn barr-BARTHOLOMEW
Nurse: Eww nigga by law Ima say no to that name
Edit: I’m sorry for offending all you Bartholomews out there, I know it’s a big responsibility to carry that stupid name
I wonder how you even found this but basically it’s that faggot ass Bartholomew but more faggot cuz he a Jew
Bartholojew: I’m more faggot than you
Bartholomew: No im more faggot
Me: Both of you are fucking cancerous go get a life
Fuck Kikes
