dickflate

To harm a male's ego by insulting the size of his penis

Why is Joe so glum?

His girlfriend just totally dickflated him in front of his buddies

by Locutioner March 15, 2016

Dickhater

The worse possible insult someone could have called you, but 10x worse.

"Felicia stole my fruit snack, shes such a dickhater"

by toa_of_coffee February 8, 2018

dickfaced asshole

Someone who is such a prick that neither the word dickhead or asshole applies.

You slept with my girlfriend you dickfaced asshole?

by Mr Faz October 17, 2008

dickface

Belfast insult, cleverly combines the two words dick and face to insinuate that someone has a penis on their face.

what you lookin at dickface?

by Frank Curran March 2, 2005

dickbeaters

hands (male)

Hey Jimmy, get those dirty dickbeaters of yours off my desk!

by The Sarge November 14, 2003

dickface

What chef Ramsay will call you when you bring a chewed up bit of dog food to the pass and screw up Ben's special.

Gordon: Is that a chewed up bit of chicken from the dog? Here. That's your special. Yeah, have a word with him, yeah? He's given up. Your special has now become not very special thanks to dickface there. Hurry up, Giovanni!
Giovanni: Yeah, but I'm not dickface, chef.
Gordon: Yeah, say that again?!
Giovanni: I said I'm not dickface, chef!
Gordon: Yeah, you're pissed, are you? Not as fucking- Look at me, LOOK AT ME IN THE EYES!! NOT AS PISSED AS I AM!! YOU FUCKIN' ARE!! DONKEY!!
Giovanni: No.
Gordon: Because right now, I don't give a fuck! DICKFACE!
Gordon: You're sending shit, and you're trying to get away with it! Now I'm ready for an argument! SENDING ME THAT, YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED!!
Gordon: And you want to get all sensitive! You want to get all fucking negative!
Giovanni: No, chef!
Gordon: Look at me, look at me, you send me shit like that, take your jacket and FUCK OFF!
Giovanni: Yes, chef!
Gordon: I'm not sending that shit, "chef!"
Giovanni: No, chef. Sorry, chef.

Gordon: That's the well done one. And look at me, I think you're too fucked to get upset with me, you don't give a fuck what I call you. This is not personal, this is professional! That personal was a piece of shit, now pull it back!!
Giovanni: Yes, chef.
Gordon: DICKFACE!

by its raw you donkey! September 8, 2020

dickeater

someone who’s always on somebody dick. this can be in the form of copying, showing fake love that’s really hate, or excessive trolling.

you know remy? he’s such a fuckin dickeater

by Fuckboy October 16, 2020