dickwanked

got slapped by a males penis while he is masterbating

bruv you jus got dickwanked harshlyy

by Hannah Shoesmith October 18, 2008

Dickwank

A derogatory term for a person (usually male) who acts in an appalling manner. One who deserves insult. Can be used in reference to prominent public figures who offend, say a sportsman who performs terribly. However, it is more commonly used to insult those around you.

Dave! Stop stealing my cookies you dickwank...

by Dave Ex August 25, 2008

dickwanker

A boy who is extremely immature compared to his age.
Dickwanker's usually are seen in large groups who never leave eachother's sides and think they are "the shit" when infact they are not.

Dickwanker's usually take the term "bromance" too far hence the term "Dickwanker"

*Boy walks passed*

Girl 1: I've never seen a bigger dickwanker in my whole entire life

Girl 2: What about your ex?

Girl 1: Yes, he was a pretty big dickwanker

by freetimeconstantly. September 5, 2011

dickwank

a person who is an absolute moron fuck.

fuck your a dickwank!

by Anonymous March 25, 2003

Dickhanded

When something is stolen from you right as you were going to pick it up.

jacked swiped

I was reaching for the remote but my bother dickhanded it and put on some cartoons.

by Satansballsakk August 6, 2010

dickwankis

Noun Trucker slang for meth amphetamine. Also used as an adjective in describing something'

Hey Murdock, (truck driver handle name) whats up with that Dickwankis?
Adj. Man did you see that girl she looked like Dickwankis

by Redapril June 18, 2017

Dickjacked

The act of inserting your penis into an electrical outlet due to sexual frustration or strong influence of alcohol. Or a rather comical suicide. Hell, I'D find it funny.

"So what'd you do this weekend, Bill?"

"Well yesterday I sorta...you know, jacked in."

"Oh God, so you watched the damn Matrix series and now you think you're Neo or something?"

"...Uh, yeah, totally what I did. Not getting Dickjacked, certainly not."

by Fugameelugga July 25, 2008