Dickslapped
Dickslapped by Kali_mist November 7, 2016
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the dickslapper experience
to have large amounts of filth and pabst blue ribbon drenched upon your nekid, quivering body. usually accompanied with the worlds worst scumrock band based out of the southern burbs of chicago
look at that bastard twitch....and he smells awful....must of encountered the dickslapper experience
the dickslapper experience by antibob the goat master November 22, 2011
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dickylipped
adj:
when someone is such an asshole you can't think of any other way to describe him/her; but there's always the word dickylipped on stand by.
it can also be used to describe someone who says horrible things all the time.
when someone is such an asshole you can't think of any other way to describe him/her; but there's always the word dickylipped on stand by.
it can also be used to describe someone who says horrible things all the time.
guy 1: oh my god i fucking hate anyone that is different from myself. That includes gays, black people, hispanic people, asians, jews, people with curly hair, and pandas.
guy 2: well arent you dickylipped
guy 2: well arent you dickylipped
dickylipped by soebaby June 14, 2008
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Karma Dick Slapped
Karma dick slapped is when you fuck with everyone so much, that the Karma God's gets tired of it and pulls out a big ole black cock and slaps you like a pimp slapping a hoe.
Johnny:
"Boy that ass hole Brian of a nark backstabbing homo got what he deserves !"
Jenny:
" Yes he did, and boy he got karma dick slapped!!"
"Boy that ass hole Brian of a nark backstabbing homo got what he deserves !"
Jenny:
" Yes he did, and boy he got karma dick slapped!!"
Karma Dick Slapped by DeezzzzzzNuts January 7, 2015
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