Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Kali

Zombie doggin

Outdoor sex with strangers in graveyards

Out walking the dog last night I saw a group of people zombie doggin in the local graveyard

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The act of excessively sending pictures of your dick to a cheap sluts inbox

Some rude ass girl on antichat had a disgusting attitude she needed to be dickslapped

Dickslapped by Kali_mist November 7, 2016

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A passionate cuddle whilst one is balls deep

Midnight hates to cuddle but once you're balls deep she can't help but grunddle

Biatches love to grunddle

Some whores charge extra for a grunddle

Grunddle by Kali_mist November 4, 2016

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A mature sexist man who believes he's still attractive to women usually over 45 with a tiny cock and useless hands

See that old guy over there drinking halfs and staring at the barmaids tits he's a penissaurusrex

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The art of seducing older women online using naughty pictures of elephants

Did some elephlirting the other night totally scored with a hot blonde milf

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