Dicksheep

Someone with a weak sex game.

Jared is a dicksheep, his girlfriend hasn't finished the past 3 weeks.

by Spoopydragon July 5, 2016

dickship

Slang for a wang or penis. Used most commonly by someone who is awaiting the immediate sexual use or opportunity to show off one's wang.

"Hey baby, do you want to see my dickship?"

"Dude, you haven't seen a fighting vessel until you've witnessed my dickship."

by Vianegativa85 March 10, 2009

Dicksleeves

What they should call the song "Greensleeves" cause that song sucks

I hate that song played on a pan flute in the gift stores . Fuckin’ Dicksleeves.

by Rmwz March 7, 2018

dickspeed

1)How fast the dongcopter goes

2)Any tempo over 1400 in Mario Paint Composer. It's so fast it seems to catch up with the dongcopter.

1)The dongcopter has broken the dick barrier and gone into cock 1.

2)Holy Jesus flakes! With a tempo of 2600 that song would have gone into dickspeed 4 times and back!

by moot#faggot February 4, 2009

dickcheeseaholic

one who can not get enough of dickcheese. usually polish in descent and named pablo.

I need to stop with all this dickcheese because I think I am a dickcheeseaholic.
Betty was admitted into rehab because she was a dickcheeseaholic and her dad was getting tired of it.

by beauner November 29, 2004

Dickshelf

A term, originating from the Hawaiian island of Kauai, used to describe an individual who is completely useless. Commonly used in reference to a person who wants to appear busy and is doing something of value, when in fact they are doing absolutely nothing but wasting time and oxygen.

I hate working with that guy, he never does shit, he's a total dickshelf.

by Small-balls Mike September 7, 2011

dickcheese

Smegma; white buildup on the head of a penis

"Camambert, Wednesleydale, Dickcheese"

by - August 4, 2002