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Darksydephil 

an immature, narcissistic, retarded individual who plays videogames "for a living", in actuality all this douchebag does is make an absolute ass of himself and show his serious learning disorder and extremely low attention span.
recurring excuses for him being a complete scrub at videogames include:
1) online lag
2) bugged mechanics
3) bad programming
4) games not telling him what to do
5) bad AI

common catchphrases:
"it's not my fault, nothing i could do."
"this is stupid! THIS IS BULLSHIIITTT!"
"BUUURP"
"GAME OVER"
"FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP"
"Darksydephil is the worst Metal Gear Solid player in the Galaxy."
"Darksydephil was caught jerking off on camera roflmao"
Darksydephil by Magmadiver January 28, 2017

Darsheel 

Darsheel is a very sexy hot and cute dude with 69 girls following him. Man’s got the dick size of Georgia. He got six pack on each ball sack and dick.
Is that Darsheel? OOMMGGGGGG
Darsheel by MannnnyboiandGregggyyy December 19, 2021

darkstep 

1. Darkstep is defined as a style of drum and bass electronic music in which the emphasis is on the dark, low bass. Darkstep is the late 90s successor of darkcore music. Any kind of music that eats junglists for breakfast and makes fun of your mother deserves to be awarded.

2. Darkstep is evil drum and bass music on crack

Great ARTISTs of the Genre include:
Dieselboy, Dillinja, AK1200, TechITCH, and Black Sun Empire.
Bassdrive.com for all my darkstep needs, bitchazz.
darkstep by Igor Rabovsky May 13, 2005

darkshipping 

Slash fanfiction for the series YuGiOh involving Yami no Yugi and Yami no Bakura. Usually mindless lemon, but I've seen it done well. But... They have tried to kill each other on numerous occasions. They'd at least be in denial, and unlikely to be shrieking 'My gawd, Pharoah, you're so sexy! Take me to your bedroom!' any time soon.

It doesn't mean it'll never happen though... >XD
' All those fangirls over there are working on a collaboration darkshipping thing, a drabble collection. Lord protect us.'
darkshipping by GizGaz September 1, 2005

Darsheel 

VEry hot hot dhar mann cute
Darsheel is very dhar mann hot and cute
Darsheel by Topsolo123 December 14, 2021

darkshner 

Darkshner, Arnold.one of William Ferrells character's name in a comedy skit titled "Green Team".
"Hi! I'm Arnold Darkshner for the green team"
darkshner by Dinfante333 June 12, 2008
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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