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DickQuil 

When a girl has a sore throat and sucks your dick for relief.
Girl: Damn, I have a sore throat
Guy: Maybe you need some DickQuil
Girl: What's that?
Guy: *unzips pants*

Girl: *sucks dick*
Girl: Wow! My throats doesn't hurt anymore!
DickQuil by hoosiermedic April 18, 2018

Dick'Quil 

That deep stroking, sheet gripping, back scratching, multible cuming, sweat dripping, lip biting, "FUCK" yelling, bomb sex that will leave her passed out.
Boy: what's wrong

Girl: I've had a long day
Boy: go to sleep

Girl:I can't

Boy: oh don't worry I got some this "dick'quil" that will put that ass right to sleep
Dick'Quil by Ole_fdb January 28, 2015

dickquidity 

Adjective describing a woman's general level of access to new men.
As a bartender, Jenny has a very high level of dickquidity. Since random guys throw it at her all the time you'd better bring your A game.

Helen is a low level of dickquidity since she works at a library and rarely goes out. There are probably cobwebs down there. Even you have a chance.
dickquidity by BonerBandit April 20, 2012

dickqualified 

The opposite of being disqualified, when a dude's member is definitely qualified for the job.
Yo, that boy be packin', he is no doubt dickqualified.
dickqualified by GlazeHer May 14, 2016

dickquila cumrise 

The dickquila cumrise is a cocktail for whores whereby a man retains his ejaculate in his foreskin, he then fashions it into a makeshift cup to which he and adds a shot of tequila; the whore then drinks it. down.
Ho 1: "Hey, that bartender is cute, I hope he has a foreskin because I'd love a dickquila cumrise?"
Ho 2: "You're a filthy ho, I'd rather give him an Angry Bowser"
dickquila cumrise by 1337157 January 9, 2015

Dickquid 

Male discharge. Can signify either Pre-Semen, Semen, or any other liquid that comes out of the penis.
"Dude, if you really think about, we were all once Dickquid."
Dickquid by l King Me l August 23, 2016