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Any decision made under the influence of good dick.

Friend 1: Sorry I missed your birthday party, my fave D texted me to join up and I couldn’t say no
Friend 2: damn girl. I understand. I hope it was a good dicksicion

dicksicion by Ellebb October 18, 2019

Words you can keep

Dicksicion

Dicksicion : That resolution a male makes or reach based entirely on how horny he is. You can spot a dicksicion on weekends or any other drinking and debauchery situations, normaly by a fairly attractive male smooching or leaving the club with a hideously ugly female with super assets. this also applies to impregnating below average women based on facial or physical attractiveness.

1. Hey dude, check, Baniroquai is leaving the club with that ferociously ugly chick.

2. Dude 1: hey man I have just found out No Teeth Nancy is pregnant with my mini me.

Dude 2: duuuuuuuuuude! what the fuck happened?

Dude 1: wrong dicksicion man, wrong dicksicion.

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Dicksicion by Baniroquai Rewo November 14, 2010

Related Words

Dicksicion • dicklicious • Dickcision • dicktician • Dickficiency • dickgician • dickliciousness • Dickpiction • dickpinion • dicksation

dicklicious

a perfect dick, one that is good length, size and strength ,good to the taste.

he got a dicklicious dick
" that dick was dick-licious

dicklicious by g2bad July 2, 2006

dicksizing

When someone on the internet who is a stranger brags about their accomplishments that mean nothing at all.

person 1-How many concerts have you seen? I've seen 100!

person 2-How does this matter? It's pointless dicksizing.

dicksizing by Mr. X February 19, 2009

Dicklicious

A dick that is thick and looks delicious, is dicklicious

Girl my boyfriend 's dick is so fat and big around.. I can't keep my mouth off of that
Awesome dicklicious thang.

Dicklicious by Wordsiuse September 30, 2017

dicktician

A strategic master of the penis, dicking, dickery, fuckery, and a consummate cocksmith.

I got dicked by a genius dicktician, there was nothing I could do.
I banged her like a dicktician and she couldn't walk straight for a week.

dicktician by Bad Luck May 29, 2017

Urban Dickshionary

dick scking urbna dictionarhyu78

urban dickshionary is good

Urban Dickshionary by ]NIGGERSUCKINGCRISPYMUNCHYDICK April 24, 2022

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026