Dickspection

Noun:

a thorough examination of a man's groin area by a dickspector after manscaping. Must include a deep throating to ensure all hair is lain bare so no tickling from hairs will occur and includes the scrotum and taint.

Babe, I just showered and I'm ready for my dickspection.

by Bitsy&Gunnar4Ever August 24, 2023

dickrections

when your dick gives you directions

i often get lost when i follow my dickrections!

by sweet-tart February 14, 2015

error dicktection

1) The subtle art of penis inspection.

2) When performing innocent error dictection exercises but you have something else on the brain.

"After class, I think we should go work on some error dicktection."

by Salpacino2200 April 15, 2009

Dicsectionist

A person who submits definitions that dissects English inaccurately to create new words for online "Urban dictionaries" and only possess a rudimentary understanding of both English as a subject and language.; A fool who cannot spell or comprehend basic language skills.; A person who fails to understand that naming specific people in an urban dictionary word submission is both verboten and useless.

If I have to read one more word submission from a dicsectionist, that is both personalized and inaccurate in the use of the word, I might need to smack a bitch with a dictionary!

by You are not Barbara July 30, 2018

Dickpiction

When it is depicted creatively (dance, art, fashion etc..) that they know just what to do with dat dick.

Damn!!! Did you see how shawty put it on me in da club? She gave me a solid “dickpiction”. She getting dat work *nods*

Klicious 🤗

by K_Licious April 22, 2021

dickonection

The degrees of separation between two people when considering their sexual partners.

Well Todd, since I fucked Jeremy, Jeremy fucked Alyssa, and you fucked Alyssa as well, we have a dickonection of 3.

by Jockstrap101 June 17, 2024