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Dickspection

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Noun:

a thorough examination of a man's groin area by a dickspector after manscaping. Must include a deep throating to ensure all hair is lain bare so no tickling from hairs will occur and includes the scrotum and taint.
Babe, I just showered and I'm ready for my dickspection.
Dickspection by Bitsy&Gunnar4Ever August 24, 2023
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dickrections 

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when your dick gives you directions
i often get lost when i follow my dickrections!
dickrections by sweet-tart February 14, 2015

error dicktection 

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1) The subtle art of penis inspection.

2) When performing innocent error dictection exercises but you have something else on the brain.


"After class, I think we should go work on some error dicktection."

Dicsectionist 

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A person who submits definitions that dissects English inaccurately to create new words for online "Urban dictionaries" and only possess a rudimentary understanding of both English as a subject and language.; A fool who cannot spell or comprehend basic language skills.; A person who fails to understand that naming specific people in an urban dictionary word submission is both verboten and useless.
If I have to read one more word submission from a dicsectionist, that is both personalized and inaccurate in the use of the word, I might need to smack a bitch with a dictionary!

Dickpiction 

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When it is depicted creatively (dance, art, fashion etc..) that they know just what to do with dat dick.
Damn!!! Did you see how shawty put it on me in da club? She gave me a solid “dickpiction”. She getting dat work *nods*

Klicious 🤗
Dickpiction by K_Licious April 22, 2021

dickonection 

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The degrees of separation between two people when considering their sexual partners.
Well Todd, since I fucked Jeremy, Jeremy fucked Alyssa, and you fucked Alyssa as well, we have a dickonection of 3.
dickonection by Jockstrap101 June 17, 2024
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
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Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
Chancla by TardisBae October 31, 2014
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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