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Dickfliction

n. The affliction of an immense and unfortunate love of penis.

Related: adj: dickflicted
Are you straight? No, sadly I have dickfliction.
Dickfliction by thesashaz February 4, 2019
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Dickfliction

An affliction for dicks. Clearly the best definition.
Dude she’s obsessed. She’s gotta solid dickfliction going on
Dickfliction by 400>175 September 28, 2021

Dickflation

When dick is readily available and in excess, making females not appreciate dick and rendering it useless and/or devalued.
Yo, these females don't respect dudes anymore. These 4 be acting like 10's bruh, Dickflation got a bitch thinking she a baddie!

Hoes better recognize, dis dick ain't free! Dickflation got me fucked up!
Dickflation by Suciopath April 23, 2021

Dickfunction 

When your dick functions differently than other depending on hardness or drunkenness
I had sex for so long last night that I think I have Dickfunction because it wouldn’t go down.
Dickfunction by Wilburyoung May 4, 2019

Dickpiction 

When it is depicted creatively (dance, art, fashion etc..) that they know just what to do with dat dick.
Damn!!! Did you see how shawty put it on me in da club? She gave me a solid “dickpiction”. She getting dat work *nods*

Klicious 🤗
Dickpiction by K_Licious April 22, 2021
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