Dickfliction

n. The affliction of an immense and unfortunate love of penis.

Related: adj: dickflicted

Are you straight? No, sadly I have dickfliction.

by thesashaz February 4, 2019

Dickfliction

An affliction for dicks. Clearly the best definition.

Dude she’s obsessed. She’s gotta solid dickfliction going on

by 400>175 September 28, 2021

Dickflation

When dick is readily available and in excess, making females not appreciate dick and rendering it useless and/or devalued.

Yo, these females don't respect dudes anymore. These 4 be acting like 10's bruh, Dickflation got a bitch thinking she a baddie!

Hoes better recognize, dis dick ain't free! Dickflation got me fucked up!

by Suciopath April 23, 2021

Dickfunction

When your dick functions differently than other depending on hardness or drunkenness

I had sex for so long last night that I think I have Dickfunction because it wouldn’t go down.

by Wilburyoung May 4, 2019

Dickpiction

When it is depicted creatively (dance, art, fashion etc..) that they know just what to do with dat dick.

Damn!!! Did you see how shawty put it on me in da club? She gave me a solid “dickpiction”. She getting dat work *nods*

Klicious 🤗

by K_Licious April 22, 2021