dicksicion 

Any decision made under the influence of good dick.

Friend 1: Sorry I missed your birthday party, my fave D texted me to join up and I couldn’t say no
Friend 2: damn girl. I understand. I hope it was a good dicksicion

dicksicion by Ellebb October 18, 2019

Dicksicion 

Dicksicion : That resolution a male makes or reach based entirely on how horny he is. You can spot a dicksicion on weekends or any other drinking and debauchery situations, normaly by a fairly attractive male smooching or leaving the club with a hideously ugly female with super assets. this also applies to impregnating below average women based on facial or physical attractiveness.

1. Hey dude, check, Baniroquai is leaving the club with that ferociously ugly chick.

2. Dude 1: hey man I have just found out No Teeth Nancy is pregnant with my mini me.

Dude 2: duuuuuuuuuude! what the fuck happened?

Dude 1: wrong dicksicion man, wrong dicksicion.

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Dicksicion by Baniroquai Rewo November 14, 2010

dicklicious 

a perfect dick, one that is good length, size and strength ,good to the taste.

he got a dicklicious dick
" that dick was dick-licious

dicklicious by g2bad July 2, 2006

dicksizing

When someone on the internet who is a stranger brags about their accomplishments that mean nothing at all.

person 1-How many concerts have you seen? I've seen 100!

person 2-How does this matter? It's pointless dicksizing.

dicksizing by Mr. X February 19, 2009

Dicklicious 

A dick that is thick and looks delicious, is dicklicious

Girl my boyfriend 's dick is so fat and big around.. I can't keep my mouth off of that
Awesome dicklicious thang.

Dicklicious by Wordsiuse September 30, 2017

dicktician 

A strategic master of the penis, dicking, dickery, fuckery, and a consummate cocksmith.

I got dicked by a genius dicktician, there was nothing I could do.
I banged her like a dicktician and she couldn't walk straight for a week.

dicktician by Bad Luck May 29, 2017

Urban Dickshionary 

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urban dickshionary is good

Urban Dickshionary by ]NIGGERSUCKINGCRISPYMUNCHYDICK April 24, 2022