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Dickoflop

When the dick goes from hard to soft in a matter of seconds.
John is watching some hot pr0n.
As he reaches the point of no return a picture of the horrible Blue Waffle pops up and his mom barges into the room.
John loses his wood.
John has experienced a Dickoflop.
by Rammage June 25, 2010
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dickflop

Noun. An insult that suggests someone is weak or unreliable by comparing them to a flaccid or floppy penis.
Jimmy: I can't make it out tonight mate, I've got a film night planned.
Mitch: You're such a dickflop dude.
by Raptor Creatures November 18, 2009
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Dickology

Dickology

Pronunciation- DI-CK-AW-OLA-GEE
The origin of this word is from 'Ancient Greece'.

The meaning of 'Dickology' is the study of the "body count" women have. Women usually keep a journal of their 'Dickology'.
Jennifer- "Hi doctor Mike I think I have a STD"
Dr Mike- "Well ok Jennifer, do you think I can check your Dickology"
by Zestypoopoo February 24, 2021
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Dickologist

Someone who studies and specializes in the male organ.
A doctor that checks up on the testicles and has to look at someone's dick for eg diseases (STD's), or misshapes.

A plastic surgeon that specializes in operations to the male organ.
"Man, I had sex with this woman, and now I start to have a rash on my penis."

"Visit the Dickologist".

"My penis is too small; I can't pleasure my wife"
"I heard the dickologist at 49th street can lengthen it with a small surgery".
by Fukaface! December 16, 2010
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Dickology

Dickology is the obsession of studying the anatomy of the male penis, and not being able to stop drawing penises.
Dickology is found in the character Seth in the movie Super Bad
by Jaci and Ellie April 20, 2008
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Dickolodeon

Slang word for the new nickolodeon which sucks balls
Hey man guess what?
What?
They just passed shitty iCarly on Dickolodeon
Oh that's fucking bad!.
by latino14 August 1, 2010
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Dicklopediac

A person who finds it necessary to publish every word they can think of or the words of others in order to feel as though they have achieved some great accomplishment in life.
Oh my gulosh Mary, where does Marc get some of the words he says? Did he get that shit off Urban Dictionary or what? I don't know Mechelle since he thinks it's necessary to deliver his dicklitude with such sarcasm and you think it's in your denstiny to be a dicklopediac you should add his words if they aren't published yet.
by Marc Dick Johnson December 16, 2008
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