Dickolopus

Basically u have a dinosaur dick

If you have a dickolopus your weird

by Bradly sir white ya boi April 20, 2020

Dickologist

Someone who studies and specializes in the male organ.
A doctor that checks up on the testicles and has to look at someone's dick for eg diseases (STD's), or misshapes.

A plastic surgeon that specializes in operations to the male organ.

"Man, I had sex with this woman, and now I start to have a rash on my penis."

"Visit the Dickologist".

"My penis is too small; I can't pleasure my wife"
"I heard the dickologist at 49th street can lengthen it with a small surgery".

by Fukaface! December 16, 2010

dickologist

One who knows and understands the dick and is able to treat the dick EXACTLY as it desires to be treated.

One who gives good/great/amazing head.

The mistress of blowjobs!

Art: So, how's the head?
Sam: That bitch is a dickologist!

by n2funsd February 3, 2010

Dickolosis

Scoliosis of the penis

He took his pants off and I need a road map to navigate the turns of his dickolosis.

by Dirtywine December 16, 2018

st. Dickolus

When you dress in a Santa costume and play the part in order to satisfy your partners Christmas fantasy of fucking good ole St. Nick

Me : Ho Ho Ho !!!!And what do you want for Christmas???
Her : come over here Santa and give me your peppermint stick... I've been so naughty.
Me: oh yeah.... here comes St. Dickolus
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by Willie shaverpus December 11, 2022

dickulous

(adj.) 1. When a male is being an ass hole. 2. When a male's genitalia is extremely large.

1. Wow, my boyfriend is being dickulous because he flipped out at me for nothing. 2. Omg, that shlong is dickulous.

by CarrieBear13 December 15, 2012

Dickolopolis

Someone who is such a dick that they could fill an entire city with their dickishness.

Brandon, you are a dickolopolis.

by mhaze March 17, 2011