A rare type of penis with magical abilities that can grant flight power to its owner during sex.
Girl: How big was his dick?
Other girl: Small as shit, but it was a dickelodeon so we flew through the sky singing "Whole New World" while we had intercourse.
Girl: ...Worth it.
Really stupid, cheap, and often disgusting cartoons that have little if any charm and horrible animation. Most often have no point, not even humor. In addition, while cartoons that teach kids "valuable lessons" are quite stupid (but not as stupid as these), Nikolodeon cartoons teach kids to be stupid and disgusting.
A true shame to the world of animation.
My kids will never watch the Nikolodeon channel as long as I live.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.