Definitions by joppyslow

dicknial 

When a girl says she done with him, but she still really wants his dick.

Suzy is so dick whipped.. she says she over him till he texts her. Then she jumps right on his dick. She's so in dicknial.

dicknial by joppyslow November 8, 2018

Trumpet 

Someone who blindly follows Donald Trump.. like a dog

It doesn't matter what Donald Trump does. Sarah will always be his loyal trumpet

Trumpet by joppyslow August 27, 2018

ambiclitoris 

Ambiclitoris, adjective. When your girl can flick the bean with either hand.

How can Tina masturbate all day without getting tired?
She uses both hands.. she's ambiclitoris

ambiclitoris by joppyslow February 21, 2018

shit talkie 

When someone talks a lot of shit and is full of shit.

Dave talks a lot of shit. He must eat too much shit talkie.

shit talkie by joppyslow April 8, 2015

tuna tassels 

When a girl has big hanging lips on her vagina.

kind of like meat curtains

dayum, she is fine but I heard she has some big sloppy tuna tassels.

tuna tassels by joppyslow August 31, 2013

schpweef 

When a female sharts and queefs at the same time and a little pee comes out.

usually caused by excitement or being startled.

When donna saw a out of control tweeker coming towards her. It caused her to schpweef.

I sometimes wear adult diapers due to my uncontrollable schpweefing.

schpweef by joppyslow August 30, 2013