Can be something a man is over his penis size, or a woman that thinks she’s going to get dick, but the probability she does is against the odds.
Even though Ahmed only has a 3 inch penis, he think’s it’s a 7 inch penis. He’s in dicknile.
Or
Jane thought for sure she was going to get some dick tonight so she shaved her beaver. She has no clue however that her date is gay.
Or
Jane thought for sure she was going to get some dick tonight so she shaved her beaver. She has no clue however that her date is gay.
by Kevirrrrooni December 12, 2018
Get the Dicknile mug.Coined by the MMA website CagePotato.com, "dicknailed" refers to the kind of brutally violent knockout that ends in one fighter lying face down on the canvas, involuntarily planking if you will. For examples of this in the MMA world, see Scott Smith vs. Paul Daley, Josh Neer vs. Mike Pyle, or Siyar Bahadurzada vs. Paulo Thiago.
"Neer goes in for the kill, but out of nowhere Pyle lands a vicious, if not desperate right hand that knocks Neer out cold! Ladies and gentlemen, I do believe the word I’m looking for is “dicknailed”. As in, that poor young man just got dicknailed."
"Thiago rushes in with punches, but Siyar dicknails him coming in with a quick right jab, and Thiago is out cold roughly 40 seconds into the fight."
"Thiago rushes in with punches, but Siyar dicknails him coming in with a quick right jab, and Thiago is out cold roughly 40 seconds into the fight."
by MMAfandom October 3, 2012
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Shut up or I will stab you with my DICKNIFE!
by itsCHACHAgirlll June 1, 2010
Get the Dicknife mug.1) n. An unquantifiable distance that may or may not be equal to the distance of an actual mile in any way but describes a distance that one would have others believe to be great in length.
2) n. A long fucking way.
3) n. A unit of measurement commonly used to incite excitement and enthusiasm regarding a given distance.
4) n. A completely bullshit exaggeration of any distance or given thing.
Note:
1) Not to be used as a unit of measurement for one's penis unless you are gay and are in the sole company of another gay man or men.
2) The prefix "dick" can be used interchangeably with other nouns.
2) n. A long fucking way.
3) n. A unit of measurement commonly used to incite excitement and enthusiasm regarding a given distance.
4) n. A completely bullshit exaggeration of any distance or given thing.
Note:
1) Not to be used as a unit of measurement for one's penis unless you are gay and are in the sole company of another gay man or men.
2) The prefix "dick" can be used interchangeably with other nouns.
I just walked 47 fucking dickmiles in the pouring rain.
It took 12 dickhours to write this fucking paper.
Pulling a sled across a hundred acre dickfield is hard work.
I just stepped in shit with my brand new dickshoes.
Turn off the dicklight I'm trying to fucking sleep.
Tell your dickdog to stop dickbarking.
It took 12 dickhours to write this fucking paper.
Pulling a sled across a hundred acre dickfield is hard work.
I just stepped in shit with my brand new dickshoes.
Turn off the dicklight I'm trying to fucking sleep.
Tell your dickdog to stop dickbarking.
by jwbaldy November 11, 2010
Get the Dickmile mug.Dicknailed is term used to describe a handjob gone wrong. For example when your gf's nails are too long and she scratches your dick mid handjob.
by THEword 14 September 17, 2016
Get the Dicknailed mug.by Gasconer February 24, 2017
Get the dicknie mug.A.K.A. DM’s, the unit of measurement defining how many miles of penis ones partner has had laid into them throughout their history.
When choosing a life partner, it’s imperative to find a low DM or dickmiles model, this will help prevent the need for sidewalling.
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