artistic differences

a euphemism used by a untalented musician when breaks up with his talented bandmates.
"You guys used to be such a riot! What happened?"
"Artistic differences."
by JohnnyLurg August 06, 2010
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Judean slip

A comment made by a secretly Jewish person which reveals their Jewishness.
Many white supremacists dedicatedly waited for Robin Williams to utter a Judean slip, but the day never came.
by JohnnyLurg March 02, 2013
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teriyaki asthma

asthma acquired by overindulgence in teriyaki or Mexican seafood
"I feel sick. Must be the teriyaki asthma again."
"You mean that awesome series of 7'' compilations C/Z Records put out in the early nineties?"
"Nope."
by JohnnyLurg September 29, 2011
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'tude

Attitude. One of many things that the Amish don't have.
"An Amish with a 'tude, you know that's unheard of."
-Weird Al Yankovic, "Amish Paradise"
by JohnnyLurg November 23, 2011
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GUY #1: What are you up to?
GUY #2: Just swingin' on the flippity flop.
by JohnnyLurg August 20, 2011
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wack slacks

don't wear wack slacks to a wedding, unless it's an indie wedding like the ones advertised in iTunes playlists where they play Fleet Foxes and Tilly & the Wall.
by JohnnyLurg August 20, 2011
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dish

by JohnnyLurg August 20, 2011
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