JohnnyLurg's definitions

whatsit

A slang term for feces, which originated in Homestar Runner as a euphemism for the substance that The Poopsmith shovels.

"I keep telling him the sun don't rise and set on that pile of whatsit, but he don't want to listen!" -The King of Town

by JohnnyLurg March 31, 2011

TV Tropes

A notably addictive wiki where thousands of tropes and idioms throughout creative works are collected, defined, and expanded. Though it originally only focused on tropes within television shows (hence the name), it now covers literature, comic books, anime, manga, western animation, video games, film, webcomics, web animation, music, and others. Unlike Wikipedia (which "tropers" call "The Other Wiki"), there is no such thing as notability on TV Tropes.

TV Tropes will ruin your life.

by JohnnyLurg April 4, 2011

yeller

tragically dead, like the dog Old Yeller

Gary Coleman is yeller

by JohnnyLurg July 9, 2010

artistic differences

a euphemism used by a untalented musician when breaks up with his talented bandmates.

"You guys used to be such a riot! What happened?"
"Artistic differences."

by JohnnyLurg August 6, 2010

poorformance

A movie, play, concert, dance, etc. too ghastly for words.

Even John Updike couldn't describe the poorformance that My Chemical Romance put on last night!

by JohnnyLurg May 11, 2010

approval hating

The act of being well-liked but not realizing that in the slightest.

Sometimes an approval hating
Will demolish one's approval rating.
-A future poet laureate.

by JohnnyLurg April 3, 2009

duck joke

A joke that is such waste of speech that it might end up being funny. Might.

Hank the Cowdog: I've got a duck joke. What's the difference between a duck?
Schnauzer: A duck and what?
Cowdog: Just a duck that's all.
Schnauzer: I don't get it. What is it?
Cowdog: One leg's the same.

by JohnnyLurg April 3, 2009