46 definitions by JohnnyLurg

bum candy

"Candy" of abysmally poor quality which The Poopsmith gives to oblivious trick or treaters such as Homestar Runner on Halloween. Definitely not equal to a million pounds of candy, especially if you're going for quality over quantity like Bubs is.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {sniffs the bag} {slightly angry} Hey, you're right! Poopsmith, did you give me some bum candy?

by JohnnyLurg August 18, 2011

yen

slang for American money despite meaning Japanese currency, used by many young Americans

"Yo Skeeter, give me all your yen! I need to buy some Nic-Nacs!"
"Tough luck, Roger, I spent my last cent o' yen on a Beets bootleg at Honker Music Shoppe."
"Aww man!"

by JohnnyLurg September 19, 2012

teriyaki asthma

asthma acquired by overindulgence in teriyaki or Mexican seafood

"I feel sick. Must be the teriyaki asthma again."
"You mean that awesome series of 7'' compilations C/Z Records put out in the early nineties?"
"Nope."

by JohnnyLurg September 29, 2011

yeller

tragically dead, like the dog Old Yeller

Gary Coleman is yeller

by JohnnyLurg July 8, 2010

oopsidoodle

The catchphrase of Taco Man, an unlikely superhero and the star cartoon character of Samuel T Nelson's Flash animation website Ebolaworld. Also the title of one Taco Man cartoon. It's like a cooler and detached yet sillier "d'oh!"

Taco Man: Now to save the kid!
(kid gets eaten by Donald McRonald)
Taco Man: Oopsidoodle!

by JohnnyLurg October 26, 2012

double jap

A girl who is both Japanese and a Jewish American Princess.

Usually the double jap is only half-Japanese.

by JohnnyLurg May 20, 2012

bound-and-hagged

staying home on Friday or Saturday night

"after I move out of my parents' house, I'll never be bound-and-hagged again!"

by JohnnyLurg August 20, 2011