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dicknailed 

Coined by the MMA website CagePotato.com, "dicknailed" refers to the kind of brutally violent knockout that ends in one fighter lying face down on the canvas, involuntarily planking if you will. For examples of this in the MMA world, see Scott Smith vs. Paul Daley, Josh Neer vs. Mike Pyle, or Siyar Bahadurzada vs. Paulo Thiago.
"Neer goes in for the kill, but out of nowhere Pyle lands a vicious, if not desperate right hand that knocks Neer out cold! Ladies and gentlemen, I do believe the word I’m looking for is “dicknailed”. As in, that poor young man just got dicknailed."

"Thiago rushes in with punches, but Siyar dicknails him coming in with a quick right jab, and Thiago is out cold roughly 40 seconds into the fight."
dicknailed by MMAfandom October 3, 2012
1. A person who is stupid, annoying, a moron, or dumb.

2. A penis that is very small and or thin.
Jason has a dicknail for a penis.

Dirk is being such a dicknail.
Dicknail by desilu321 February 16, 2012
"Ew, is that smegma?"
"Nope, just a dicknail."
dicknail by JohnnyLurg February 10, 2013

Dicknailed 

Dicknailed is term used to describe a handjob gone wrong. For example when your gf's nails are too long and she scratches your dick mid handjob.
Dude, i got Dicknailed so bad last night.
Dicknailed by THEword 14 September 17, 2016

dickdialed 

when someone calls you on their cell phone while it's in their pocket and it randomly calls someone. you sir/or madam...are dickdialed.
dude..last night you called me and i picked up..you never answered and i heard your whole conversation. You totally "dickdialed" me.
dickdialed by tnanow dot com December 21, 2008

dicknilation 

A dicknilation is not a real world
Dumb ass
Person1: Dicknilation
Person2: r u fucking dumb bitch?
dicknilation by Steven Is In Pain August 27, 2017
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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