dicknailed

Coined by the MMA website CagePotato.com, "dicknailed" refers to the kind of brutally violent knockout that ends in one fighter lying face down on the canvas, involuntarily planking if you will. For examples of this in the MMA world, see Scott Smith vs. Paul Daley, Josh Neer vs. Mike Pyle, or Siyar Bahadurzada vs. Paulo Thiago.

"Neer goes in for the kill, but out of nowhere Pyle lands a vicious, if not desperate right hand that knocks Neer out cold! Ladies and gentlemen, I do believe the word I’m looking for is “dicknailed”. As in, that poor young man just got dicknailed."

"Thiago rushes in with punches, but Siyar dicknails him coming in with a quick right jab, and Thiago is out cold roughly 40 seconds into the fight."

by MMAfandom October 3, 2012

Dicknailed

Dicknailed is term used to describe a handjob gone wrong. For example when your gf's nails are too long and she scratches your dick mid handjob.

Dude, i got Dicknailed so bad last night.

by THEword 14 September 17, 2016

Dicknail

1. A person who is stupid, annoying, a moron, or dumb.

2. A penis that is very small and or thin.

Jason has a dicknail for a penis.

Dirk is being such a dicknail.

by desilu321 February 16, 2012

dicksabled

When a woman has been fucked hard by a big dick and feels the effects the next day. I.e bruised cervix

Girl, I'm so dicksabled today!

by Alphadick October 26, 2017

dicknail

a hangnail on one's penis

"Ew, is that smegma?"
"Nope, just a dicknail."

by JohnnyLurg February 10, 2013

dickdialed

when someone calls you on their cell phone while it's in their pocket and it randomly calls someone. you sir/or madam...are dickdialed.

dude..last night you called me and i picked up..you never answered and i heard your whole conversation. You totally "dickdialed" me.

by tnanow dot com December 21, 2008

dicknatized

description of dat look a female get after u make her cum real hard.

"yo she jus kept starin at me like she was lost or somethin"

"yeah dass cuzz her ass was dicknatized"

by MAC^ MAC^ October 18, 2006