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Coined by the MMA website CagePotato.com, "dicknailed" refers to the kind of brutally violent knockout that ends in one fighter lying face down on the canvas, involuntarily planking if you will. For examples of this in the MMA world, see Scott Smith vs. Paul Daley, Josh Neer vs. Mike Pyle, or Siyar Bahadurzada vs. Paulo Thiago.

"Neer goes in for the kill, but out of nowhere Pyle lands a vicious, if not desperate right hand that knocks Neer out cold! Ladies and gentlemen, I do believe the word I’m looking for is “dicknailed”. As in, that poor young man just got dicknailed."

"Thiago rushes in with punches, but Siyar dicknails him coming in with a quick right jab, and Thiago is out cold roughly 40 seconds into the fight."

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Dicknailed

Dicknailed is term used to describe a handjob gone wrong. For example when your gf's nails are too long and she scratches your dick mid handjob.

Dude, i got Dicknailed so bad last night.

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Dicknail

1. A person who is stupid, annoying, a moron, or dumb.

2. A penis that is very small and or thin.

Jason has a dicknail for a penis.

Dirk is being such a dicknail.

Dicknail by desilu321 February 16, 2012

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dicksabled

When a woman has been fucked hard by a big dick and feels the effects the next day. I.e bruised cervix

Girl, I'm so dicksabled today!

dicksabled by Alphadick October 26, 2017

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dicknail

a hangnail on one's penis

"Ew, is that smegma?"
"Nope, just a dicknail."

dicknail by JohnnyLurg February 10, 2013

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dickdialed

when someone calls you on their cell phone while it's in their pocket and it randomly calls someone. you sir/or madam...are dickdialed.

dude..last night you called me and i picked up..you never answered and i heard your whole conversation. You totally "dickdialed" me.

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dicknatized

description of dat look a female get after u make her cum real hard.

"yo she jus kept starin at me like she was lost or somethin"

"yeah dass cuzz her ass was dicknatized"

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

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