Definitions by GoliathOnline

dickmallet 

A brutal attack of words

Carli just delivered a swift dickmallet to that guy...what a badass.

dickmallet by GoliathOnline November 19, 2009

Cockhammer 

1. A person who who does nothing but bitches and pisses you off to the point of it being like smashing your cock...with a hammer.

1. GODDAMMIT BERNICE YOUR BEING A TOTAL COCKHAMMER RIGHT NOW!!!

Cockhammer by GoliathOnline November 6, 2009