2 definitions by GoliathOnline

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1. A person who who does nothing but bitches and pisses you off to the point of it being like smashing your cock...with a hammer.

1. GODDAMMIT BERNICE YOUR BEING A TOTAL COCKHAMMER RIGHT NOW!!!

by GoliathOnline November 06, 2009

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A brutal attack of words

Carli just delivered a swift dickmallet to that guy...what a badass.

by GoliathOnline November 19, 2009

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