dickmallet

Carli just delivered a swift dickmallet to that guy...what a badass.
by GoliathOnline November 19, 2009
mugGet the dickmalletmug.

Cockhammer

1. A person who who does nothing but bitches and pisses you off to the point of it being like smashing your cock...with a hammer.
1. GODDAMMIT BERNICE YOUR BEING A TOTAL COCKHAMMER RIGHT NOW!!!
by GoliathOnline November 06, 2009
mugGet the Cockhammermug.