Cockhammer

1. A person who who does nothing but bitches and pisses you off to the point of it being like smashing your cock...with a hammer.
1. GODDAMMIT BERNICE YOUR BEING A TOTAL COCKHAMMER RIGHT NOW!!!
by GoliathOnline November 07, 2009
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dickmallet

A brutal attack of words
Carli just delivered a swift dickmallet to that guy...what a badass.
by GoliathOnline November 20, 2009
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