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Unerotic; the opposite of an aphrodisiac.
The dim lights and smooth Marvin Gaye playing in the background were meant to set the mood. But Lisa's dick-melting laugh soon took care of that as she cackled loudly at at a story with no comedic content or intent.

Lisa Dunham's naked body = dick-melting.
by whitechocolate. March 23, 2013
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When you and your best bud head up to the mountain and snowboard so incredibly fast that you begin to feel the sensation in your pants that feels like your dick is beginning to melt off. The occurance is often reffered to as Mr. Richard Melton.
Dick-Melting ex. You ready to melt your dicks off today?
by mtnman530 September 05, 2017
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