dick-melting

Unerotic; the opposite of an aphrodisiac.

The dim lights and smooth Marvin Gaye playing in the background were meant to set the mood. But Lisa's dick-melting laugh soon took care of that as she cackled loudly at at a story with no comedic content or intent.

Lisa Dunham's naked body = dick-melting.

dick-melting by whitechocolate. March 23, 2013

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Dick-Melting

When you and your best bud head up to the mountain and snowboard so incredibly fast that you begin to feel the sensation in your pants that feels like your dick is beginning to melt off. The occurance is often reffered to as Mr. Richard Melton.

Dick-Melting ex. You ready to melt your dicks off today?

Dick-Melting by mtnman530 September 5, 2017

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dick meeting

A gathering in which one or more dicks are present.

Oy! Gingerballs! What... are you on your way to a... dick meeting?

dick meeting by AlistairSmithersbottom September 23, 2009

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meeting dick

A Cadd who does not show up to meetings on time.

This is your final warning….. stop being a meeting dick and get there on time!

meeting dick by Cretin76 March 13, 2020

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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