dick-melting 

Unerotic; the opposite of an aphrodisiac.

The dim lights and smooth Marvin Gaye playing in the background were meant to set the mood. But Lisa's dick-melting laugh soon took care of that as she cackled loudly at at a story with no comedic content or intent.

Lisa Dunham's naked body = dick-melting.

dick-melting by whitechocolate. March 23, 2013

Dick-Melting 

When you and your best bud head up to the mountain and snowboard so incredibly fast that you begin to feel the sensation in your pants that feels like your dick is beginning to melt off. The occurance is often reffered to as Mr. Richard Melton.

Dick-Melting ex. You ready to melt your dicks off today?

Dick-Melting by mtnman530 September 5, 2017

dick meeting 

A gathering in which one or more dicks are present.

Oy! Gingerballs! What... are you on your way to a... dick meeting?

dick meeting by AlistairSmithersbottom September 23, 2009

meeting dick 

A Cadd who does not show up to meetings on time.

This is your final warning….. stop being a meeting dick and get there on time!

meeting dick by Cretin76 March 13, 2020