dickmillion

An excessively large and indefinable number. Usually used to describe a large quantity of things.

I think Luke needs to be taken home, he's had a dickmillion shots of sambuca and is chundering all over the place.

Ali won at Monoply last night, he had all the properties and a dickmillion pounds. We didn't stand a chance.

Have you seen Karin's spare room? There is no room, she keeps a dickmillion shoes in there that she never wears!

by freedaslaves September 9, 2013

dickjillion

69 to the 69th power; slang for "a lot"

I took some aspirin and now my headache is a dickjillion times better!

by EBerg July 9, 2017

decamillionaire

Someone who is worth at least $10 million.

Chris is a cool guy, totally low key. He's actually a decamillionaire but you wouldn't know it.

by XYZ Its Me June 12, 2016

dickmelion

when ones penis can blend in with suroundings

shit, where did your cock go? you must have a dickmelion

by sean osullivan July 26, 2003

Dickpilling

Giving unsolicited advice to a topic that you feel pretty confident about.
It's not that you're wrong, it's that no one wants a lecture.

D was really dickpilling T about the work he got done on his house.

by Jurban Jictionary May 28, 2022

decimillionaire

A poor person’s definition of a rich person

Amidst the foreclosure of his home, Stan vowed that one day, he’d be a decimillionaire.

by Evil Inclination February 23, 2024