Dickls 

Dicks that hang off the ceiling like icecles and hit every smut in the face.

bitches be licking dickls like the ice cream man gave them sluts popsicles

Dickls by thee three kings January 10, 2013

dickasshat 

He's a bitch ass gay kid named Aiden that goes to my school. He's a huge dick and an asshat so we just call him "dickasshat"

Aiden: emo looking ass hangs out with a blonde lookin ass stupid fucker lookin ass (an actual quote from him to show his stupidity)

Me: Aiden is such a dickasshat

Aiden: *walks by*

Me and my friend: dickasshat

dickasshat by IhateAiden January 30, 2017

dicklength 

An imaginary unit of measurement used in conversation to exaggerate the length of one's member.

Son: "Dad, how long is a basketball court?"

Father: "I don't know the exact figure, son, but I'd say it's probably somewhere between 12 and 14 dicklengths."

dicklength by Dr Harry Johnson March 29, 2013

Dickism

The distinctive practice of being or acting like a dick.

He's got a slight touch of dickism in him.

Never in the history of dickism....

Dickism is unnecessary!

Dickism by J Farrar January 1, 2012

dickless trap 

Basically the father that abandoned you, but in the body of an anime girl with an oem vagina. Extremely hot, will fix your car, beat your ass. Seems like a trap, but isn't. XX, feminine features, though high in Testosterone.

"She always has these boyfriends with daddy issues"
"Obviously, she's a dickless trap after all"

dickless trap by src101 January 13, 2022

Selective Dickism 

When someone is only a dick to certain people

Logan: Brad why does it seem like you're only a dick to me

Brad: Sorry Logan, I have Selective Dickism

Selective Dickism by Roadhouse2769 October 1, 2016

Dickle 

When your dick is in a pickle (situation).

Tommy was balls deep in Jane when her boyfriend came home. He was definately in a dickle.

Dickle by Richard Cranium! December 11, 2012