Dickititus is a disease that effects peoples personality and makes them an asshole to everybody. symptoms include being a dick to everybody, short temper, and instant hatred towards anybody named kynsley. there is no cure towards this disease. people with this disease cannot help that their a dick to everybody so stop bitching about it.
Told you it was real..bitch
Told you it was real..bitch
by puppydog220 June 15, 2011
Get the Dickititus mug.Pencilius Dickitus, also known as pencil dick and Ward Syndrome, is an extremely rare and deadly disease, affecting American and British men. Over one cases were reported in 2007 alone. The infected boy (whom will not be named) had a shaft measuring 4 1/2 inches in length, yet only 3/8 inches in circumference. The head, however, is often average in size, and has been noted to be exceptionally large in over one cases.
Doctor: Im sorry son.
Tommy TwoTones: What is it?
Doctor: You have pencilius dickitus
Tommy: What is it?
Doctor: very bad: your dick resembles a pencil.
Tommy: Is it common to have this?
Doctor: No. You're the first. Haven't you noticed?
Tommy: I thought it was normal...This is so sad.*cries*
Doctor: That's what she said.
Tommy TwoTones: What is it?
Doctor: You have pencilius dickitus
Tommy: What is it?
Doctor: very bad: your dick resembles a pencil.
Tommy: Is it common to have this?
Doctor: No. You're the first. Haven't you noticed?
Tommy: I thought it was normal...This is so sad.*cries*
Doctor: That's what she said.
by Skyther Gitlow August 15, 2007
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An affliction whereby one is not sexually gratified during sexual activity without some form of digital (finger) stimulation of the rectum.
Rachel’s rectal digititus requires me to always shove my finger in her ass. I don’t mind.
I have to warn you, I have rectal digititus and will require insertion to at least the second knuckle to get off.
I have to warn you, I have rectal digititus and will require insertion to at least the second knuckle to get off.
by Eaton Holgoode June 13, 2018
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Get the Dickitis mug.A word used to define a male coworker or friend who feeds off being a dick, repeatedly. He is known to have a case of dickinitus!
Jennifer : look at geoffry over there, being a major dick! Maybe he should go to the doctor to get checked for a severe case of DICKINITUS!
Gennifer : definatly!
Gennifer : definatly!
by sarelifox February 18, 2009
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Get the Dickitis mug.1. The appearance of breasts created by holding one's scrotum tightly against one's penis shaft, so that the testicles appear as the aforementioned breasts, with the head of the penis as the head of a tiny woman. Works best if the penis is both circumcised and shaved. However, a hairy penis and/or ballsack can give the hilarious impression of a busty gorilla.
2. An angry interjection used to express frustration.
3. An insult implying stupidity or annoyance.
2. An angry interjection used to express frustration.
3. An insult implying stupidity or annoyance.
1. Person 1: "Hey dude, check out these huge dicktits!"
Person 2: "You're a fag."
2. "Fucking dicktits! I hit my goddamn thumb with this hammer!"
3. "Stop being such a fucking dicktit, you goddamn assmunching cheesedick moron."
Person 2: "You're a fag."
2. "Fucking dicktits! I hit my goddamn thumb with this hammer!"
3. "Stop being such a fucking dicktit, you goddamn assmunching cheesedick moron."
by Japhasca July 26, 2011
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