Dickalitus 

Dickalitus: when the dick is abnormally small

bro, you have dickalitus… hope yo girl don’t mind.

Dickalitus by Anonymous_b**** kill_: June 18, 2023

Dickalingus 

Playing the skin flute like a pro

Performing fellatio like its a language of love

Polite way of saying blowjob

Opposite of Cunnilingus

Jessica does dickalingus like a second language

Dickalingus by sambomac84 January 16, 2015

Pencilius Dickitus 

Pencilius Dickitus, also known as pencil dick and Ward Syndrome, is an extremely rare and deadly disease, affecting American and British men. Over one cases were reported in 2007 alone. The infected boy (whom will not be named) had a shaft measuring 4 1/2 inches in length, yet only 3/8 inches in circumference. The head, however, is often average in size, and has been noted to be exceptionally large in over one cases.

Doctor: Im sorry son.
Tommy TwoTones: What is it?
Doctor: You have pencilius dickitus
Tommy: What is it?
Doctor: very bad: your dick resembles a pencil.
Tommy: Is it common to have this?
Doctor: No. You're the first. Haven't you noticed?
Tommy: I thought it was normal...This is so sad.*cries*
Doctor: That's what she said.

Pencilius Dickitus by Skyther Gitlow August 15, 2007

dickalingus 

Blowjob Cock Sucking Headjob

Jessica knows dickalingus its like a second language

dickalingus by sambomac84 January 16, 2015

Lacka dickalitis 

When a person (usually a female) has gone with out dick for a while.

Im suffering from lacka dickalitis, I need some peniscillin.

Lacka dickalitis by Lone Ly Girl March 17, 2009

Dickititus 

Dickititus is a disease that effects peoples personality and makes them an asshole to everybody. symptoms include being a dick to everybody, short temper, and instant hatred towards anybody named kynsley. there is no cure towards this disease. people with this disease cannot help that their a dick to everybody so stop bitching about it.

Told you it was real..bitch

I think Frank has dickititus

Dickititus by puppydog220 June 15, 2011

Dickalis 

A loser type person, some dumb prick-type. A general jerk. Not to be confused with "Dickhead", although "Dickalis" of course is rooted in the word "Dick."

"That guy that asks stupid questions is a Dickalis."

Dickalis by EG May 15, 2003