Dickimony
When he fucks so good you gunna have to take him to court when you separate or divorce to keep getting fucked like you accustomed to.
Dickimony by Charmainia July 2, 2017
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Dickmong
Bob - "Oh did you hear about Melaine, she's such a dickmong!"
Gary - "I know right! Who on earth pays to lick Justin Bieber's asscrack?"
Gary - "I know right! Who on earth pays to lick Justin Bieber's asscrack?"
Dickmong by GingerTurdCakes October 11, 2015
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dickmongrel
a whore who is literally addicted to sucking dick, having dick in her ass or vagina, or loves to rub dick.
"oh my god jillian is such a dickmongrel, i heard at that party last night she suck 30 something dicks."
"your right she sucked mine too"
"your right she sucked mine too"
dickmongrel by alex brownie January 30, 2008
dickmoneyed
dickmoneyed by annabelDickson August 2, 2017
dickmonger
1. One who hordes penises
2. One who displays dickish traits
3. A derogatory term for a male homosexual
2. One who displays dickish traits
3. A derogatory term for a male homosexual
dickmonger by Curtis & Adam February 7, 2005
dickmonger
A person who is most appreciative of all things involving the sight, smell, feel, and outward taste of a man's dick. They take pleasuring this part of a man's body to a higher level. In other words, they are a dick loving, ball-breathing, spooge guzzling goo-gobbler.
dickmonger by Happy Wolf December 6, 2006
dickmonstrole
dickmonstrole by BOB'S-MOM'S-DICK November 4, 2014
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