Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
dicktionary
teacher: if you want, you can get a dictionary from over there.
student: dicktionary.
teacher: what did you say?
student: dicktionary.
student: dicktionary.
teacher: what did you say?
student: dicktionary.
dicktionary by maybe the nobody December 1, 2020
Related Words
spicy dickpocalypse pinata
the process of injecting hotsauce into a foe's penis and then smashing the penis with a blunt object as one would do to a pinata, ensuring endless pain and humiliation.
my boss wouldn't give me a raise so i pulled a spicy dickpocalypse pinata on him. now im serving 5-10.
spicy dickpocalypse pinata by Jon Jebus May 18, 2007
urban dictionaried it
What your mother did to find out what you meant.
urban dictionaried it by Justme03 December 8, 2015
Word of the Day on December 9, 2019
Urban Dicktionary
What urban dictionary should be renamed to, as most of the site's definitions directly pertain to or allude to sexual affairs.
My parents never gave me a talk about the birds and the bees, so I went on urbandictionary.com instead.
Urban Dicktionary by Katsu March 25, 2005
Urban Dictionaried
To submit a perfectly valid word definition to urbandictionary.com, only to have it arbitrarily rejected.
What the hell??? You'll accept the definition of "apple: a fuckin' fruit", but you'll reject my definition? I got Urban Dictionaried.
Urban Dictionaried by Brianator37 January 21, 2013
Dictionarial
A word that you have possibly made up but appears to be accurately descriptive of what you meant and therefore worthy of being in the dictionary
Dictionarial by missjet April 1, 2009
More from Urban Dictionary
piddlefart
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
wrongun
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026