Dickgames

when a chic gets the dick hard like bricks then fronts on sucking the dick, only wants to lick the head, rubs it around the clit, locks up before the dick goes in the ass and finally jerks you off, till you cum, knowing that she wasn't passing of no ass anyway.

"You know what I came here for Candy, why you starting with the dickgames. You're not gonna be playing pitty pat with my dick and dick on clit tonight. We gettin it in"

by chocladice October 21, 2011

Dickament

From (Predicament)
A dick, or penis, related problem or catastrophe

"Dude, I caught myself in my zipper this morning"

"Man, what a dickament"

by NDemus October 7, 2007

Dickanese

the indecipherable language of mumbles and grunts that girls speak when they are trying to communicate whilst having a dick in their mouth. it is doubly humorous because it plays on the words Dick and Knees, which are two key components to the speaking of Dickanese.

"by the end of the night, carlo had natalie speaking Dickanese "

"i don't usually do this" (hard to understand with your dick in her mouth)

"where's the handle" (usually gargled language)

by Cloandnattie October 22, 2008

Dickgest

When you digest any type of dick.

Oh look, he just dickgested a dog.

by Your Mom's Gay February 2, 2019

dickmestic violence

when a guy dick slaps a girl across her face dick slaps

my cheek caught a case of dickmestic violence last night cheek violence

by m&m5 February 21, 2011

dickgestif

Sex after a large meal.

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Usage: No large meal is complete without a dickgestif to cap off the night.

by Sexaholicfoodie June 8, 2016

dickname

the nickname you give to your penis.

whats your dickname? let's think of one.
sagachunga...hmm maybe if ur asian.
morpheous..hmm that guy's black.
little white...no my dick is big
moby...could work
whats a penis?...no thats jewish
steakster...sounds too delicious
megasnakehammerbulletsharkgeorge....yep thats the one.
i have to go play with megasnakehammerbulletsharkgeorge.

by CarnivorousJewSlayerSavage July 11, 2006