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disfuzzled 

yo dog you look all disfuzzled today.

Disfungled 

Another word for mangled, disfigured. Only applies if you are from Hull
After a machine accident, his hand was disfungled
Disfungled by Disfungled September 19, 2018

disfumbled

A state of utter confusion and disorientation.
I was disfumbled after finishing my 3 hour chem 127 lab. I't was crappy.
disfumbled by Batman April 12, 2002

Disfuzzlesanical

A word that is used when words such as "crazy" or "insane" are too weak and mellow to describe an event. This word is not to be used lightly and should only describe a circumstance that's so mind-blowing that you literally lose sleep over it.
This rendition of Anonymous Accounts was extremely disfuzzlesanical.
Disfuzzlesanical by VioletsAintBlue February 11, 2024

Dispazzled 

A feeling of mental disorientation causing poor attention to task in hand also causing a feeling of mild dispair.
Working on a project that is being hindered by random thoughts and mental muttering. Results in very poor quality work in which would render you a spaz in the eyes of your peers, causing the feeling of being dispazzled
Dispazzled by Jackoslavia March 2, 2014

defuzzled 

The shaving the hair or fur off of a dog or an animal.
I brought my dog to the groomed where it was defuzzled
defuzzled by Queen Bee123 April 4, 2016
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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