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Dickblade

An outstanding, antisocial prick or conniving, delusional dickrag/douchebag/shithead who tends to think himself cunning in the scathing statements he makes and in the absolutely egregious prickery of his repulsive and reprehensible behavior.

A real prickbag/prickfuck. A snotfuck. Somone who's face you just want to bash in hard. Typically worthless, clueless, judgemental and deserving of death. So much so that you have to create an entirely new insult to call him a dickblade. An asswipe-mother-fucker. It is pointless to attempt talking to a dickblade. A borderline scumfuck. A fucking dildo. May be secretly anatomically impaired.

A heavy gun insult, spurred into creation by such a prick that only an insult as crude, harshly offensive and shocking as a fucking dickblade would qualify as an of offense against such an asshat.

This is the true definition of dickblade.
"Man, what a fucking DICKBLADE. That prick-fuck just won't LEARN, will he?"

"What a fucking pukestain. He's just a god damn dickblade."

"Listen up, fuckpalm. I don't understand why you have to be such a remarkable prickhole fucker all the time. Why are you such a dickblade?"
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Dickheaded bastard

Someone who is a bit of a knobhead to others for no reason.
"You know that cunt that always does stupid shit for no reason"

"Yeah? Hes a right dickheaded bastard"
by BigdickLJ January 30, 2021
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Dickslandees

Dickslandees is a disease which triggers your brain at exact 12pm to slap butts of other people. Dank Rishu was the first person diagnosed with this deadly disease.
He suffers from dickslandees
by Vau fan March 19, 2021
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dickheadery

word used to describe the behaviour of a dickhead...

(in the same way a "stupidity" is used to describe the behaviour of a stupid person).
"Why did he do that?! Why does he need to indugle in this dickheadery?"
by StompKat September 12, 2009
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dickbeaters

Hey Jimmy, get those dirty dickbeaters of yours off my desk!
by The Sarge November 14, 2003
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dickslave

Dick Slave - A person who slaves his/her Dick, aka, beating the meat, or jacking off.
Hey Sean Get the fuck out of the bathroom and stop being a dickslave!
by Hemispherical August 31, 2008
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Dickolodeon

Slang word for the new nickolodeon which sucks balls
Hey man guess what?
What?
They just passed shitty iCarly on Dickolodeon
Oh that's fucking bad!.
by latino14 August 1, 2010
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