lamp

“Lmao” but auto correct decides to ruin your expression of laughter so you just say lamp to begin with

“Hey, I heard some guy fell out of his chair!”
“Lamp 😂”

by lilpedro43 December 24, 2019

dicktitious

When a guy’s penis is smaller than he says it is, his statements are dicktitious (like fictitious)

He said it was a solid 8, but he was being totally dicktitious

by lilpedro43 April 29, 2019