donkaments
A very large poker tournament, mostly full of shitty players, aka donks. They are hard to win because these shitty ass players seem to always get lucky.
donkaments by the christ November 20, 2007
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donkaments
A situation where one or severall persons behave like donkeys.
In poker a donkey, or "donk" is a person with inferior understanding of the game and who basically play the "wrong" way.
Due to the fact that there is randomness in poker, sometimes the "wrong" move may result in winning a pot against a wiser player. When a really silly move ends up in winning the pot due to a very unlikely draw hitting, you can call this a donkament.
In poker a donkey, or "donk" is a person with inferior understanding of the game and who basically play the "wrong" way.
Due to the fact that there is randomness in poker, sometimes the "wrong" move may result in winning a pot against a wiser player. When a really silly move ends up in winning the pot due to a very unlikely draw hitting, you can call this a donkament.
donkaments by JB Joule December 13, 2007
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Donkapenis
A term referring to an abnormally large, or "donka" sized, male member. Often difficult to conceal, this phenomenon is said to exist in one out of every ten African males, mostly of Ghanian origin.
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Hana: "Henry! Put your donkapenis away!"
Henry: "I can't it's so difficult to conceal!"
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donkament
A donkament is a poker game where everyone starts with the same number of chips, and then plays poker until someone has accumulated all the chips. Donkaments are known for having a large number of unskilled players as compared to cash games. For example, while many cash game players may fold QQ preflop, this hand should never be folded preflop in a donkament because people will go all in with a lot more hands than just AA and KK.
donkament by dave090906 September 10, 2006
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