dickmentor 

dickmentor is like dementor from the harry potter movies.
as we all know a demonstor takes your soul.
but a dickmentor,, takes your dick instead.

Jonas: "Harry! there is a dickmentor behind you, cover up your dick!"
Harry: "oh shit dude!!"

dickmentor by Baasch December 11, 2016

dickumentary 

extremely detailed and awkwardly thorough description of your boyfriend's penis

You: "And it's curved to the right, no matter what I do, it just pops back to the right. And the size..."

Me: "Shut up! I'm not interested in listening to your dickumentary!"

dickumentary by hmcdesq December 8, 2010

Dickmentia 

When a girl that used to be chaste gave up and tryed dick. She is now very promiscuous and thinking about nothing but when and where she's getting some next. It can also be used as a scale.

Normal: KC has totally cought full blown Dickmentia, all she talks about is the dick she's been getting. Percentage: Kaitlyn is about a 35% on the Dickmentia scale because she still dose her job and her school work but, a lot of her free time and conversation topics have to do with dick and things related to dick.

Dickmentia by 20TheGiant20 September 26, 2018

dickenthrope 

"a transvestite werewolf; a werewolf that enjoys dressing in drag." noun.

I was attacked by a confused dickenthrope.

dickenthrope by aki December 10, 2004

dickventures 

A woman's sexual encounters.

"That girl has been on more dickventures than a porn star"

dickventures by ohhemmgeeitsv October 28, 2008

Dickmentia 

When one cannot remember whom he or she slept with. Whether it be two days or two years ago.

This is both within context for both males and females.

GAWD, I cannot remember for the life of me the name of that fly shorty I met last week... I'm having such Dickmentia right now!

Dickmentia by bbrkdwn July 14, 2010

dickcentric 

Adjective to describe a conversation that is filled with too many penis jokes or too many references to people named Richard.

She regretted wanting to be 'one of the guys' when she realised that all they ever did was sit around, drink beer and have dickcentric conversations.

dickcentric by bookkake July 2, 2016