dickmental

To be a judgemental dick. To judge the actions of others in a harsh way.

Ken was extremely dickmental on facebook after his girlfriend broke up with him.

by sparkinjr March 3, 2014

Dicksentials

The proper amount of dick needed to sustain a girls livelihood.

Kiara: “Omg Tonya I don’t feel so good.. I think it’s time to hit up the ex and fully implement the dick recycling strategy!”

Tonya: “Well yeah girl you know we can’t survive without the DICKSENTIALS! Cali already in a drought! Get that vitamin D gurl!”

by Wolfany August 10, 2018

Dickenballed

To expose and utterly humiliate a grifter in a public setting.

Did you hear? That grifter who was charging thousands for his phoney self help courses just got dickenballed on a livestream!

by TyrantRekt December 31, 2021

dickumentary

extremely detailed and awkwardly thorough description of your boyfriend's penis

You: "And it's curved to the right, no matter what I do, it just pops back to the right. And the size..."

Me: "Shut up! I'm not interested in listening to your dickumentary!"

by hmcdesq December 8, 2010

Dickmentia

When a girl that used to be chaste gave up and tryed dick. She is now very promiscuous and thinking about nothing but when and where she's getting some next. It can also be used as a scale.

Normal: KC has totally cought full blown Dickmentia, all she talks about is the dick she's been getting. Percentage: Kaitlyn is about a 35% on the Dickmentia scale because she still dose her job and her school work but, a lot of her free time and conversation topics have to do with dick and things related to dick.

by 20TheGiant20 September 26, 2018

Dickenballs

Something a Marcus would like

Marcus likes dickenballs

by OFFDAKOOLAID September 23, 2019

Dickmeal

When you take any word out of a sentence and add the word, "dick". It instantly makes the sentence "Fratty" or funny.

Pike boy one: Dude do you want some oatmeal?
Pike boy two: No dude you want my dickmeal?
Both pike boys burst out laughing and look like idiots to the rest of the world.

Pike boy one: Dude do you want some oatmeal?
Pike boy two: No dude you want my dickmeal?
Both pike boys burst out laughing and look like idiots to the rest of the world.

by I'm full of truthiness May 23, 2008