Dick-Dector

A chemical mixture which detects the presence of invisible or really sneaky dicks (See "Dick-chameleon").

Usually used by spraying the substance over the location of the possible dick-chameleon infestation until it comes into view.
Mostly used by people owning a dick-chameleon wishing to masturbate while seeing their dick.

Keep away from small children!
It WAS tested on animals! (Chameleons...)

Joey couldn't find his invisible dick, so he couldn't fuck Laura efficiently.
So he sprayed some temporary Dick-Dector over his loins to search for it.
He found it...

by Ben May 3, 2005

big dick doctor

big dick doctor a doctor who is usually male with a big ego and likes to treat patients like they know nothing or is uncaring about their patients concerns

i saw my doctor today he blowed me off as i did not know nothing or could care less about my concerns what flipping big dick doctor

by bluebear May 23, 2020

dick doctor

Urologist. A doctor who likes to touch and cure dicks.

I went to the dick doctor who cured my ball cancer by fondling my shlong.

by Punanitang October 20, 2010

Dick Doctor

Noun, A Person who likes to touch dicks.

"Man, John is such a dick doctor"

by Jackoff Yo Momma October 16, 2006

Dick Doctor

When you're a religious fireman who wants to have please a woman sexually but, you don't know how and you're conflicted cause you're a good "Christian" boy. Emphasis on boy.

A text from a Dick Doctor are confusing as fuck.

by Capt. Motherfucking Awesome December 3, 2021

Dick Doctor

An immature male who thinks they could please a woman, but has no idea how to give a woman an orgasam. A Dick Doctor is usually morally conflicted over their desire to be a studly dumb fuck, or a Mormon.

This Dick Doctor keeps texting me to fuck me then talks about buying me a house. Fucking idiot.

by Capt. Motherfucking Awesome December 7, 2021

Dick Decor

Genital warts, also known as "Dick Decoration"

After spending the night with Eric, Clark had lots of Dick Decor.

by Stereoknowledge June 14, 2009