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Jim's wife became concerned by his frequent urination and weak ejaculation, so she made him see a urologist who, after aggressively fondling his family jewels and finger blasting his poop chute, wrote him a prescription for Avodart and sent him home sore and traumatized.

urologist by kevinthechemist June 23, 2020

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urologist

a person who enjoys correcting others' grammar on the Internet.

guy: where's that guy get off telling me I used the wrong "you're" in that sentence?

friend: must be some kind of urologist

urologist by happytester December 31, 2008

Related Words

Urologist • Ufologist • Eurologist • urolagnist • urologically disinclinated • urologina • Charm-orologist

Urologist

A complete dumbass in every sense of the word, making a complete fool of oneself each time one speaks. An idiot. Often accused of having piss for brains, hence the term.

"Who's he? A urologist?" "Yeah, he has piss for brains."

Urologist by Kenny "Bujie" Reeder June 13, 2008

Eurologist

a doctor specializing in the care and treatment of European pricks. The majority of Eurology' patients are typically French.

The mere sight of Francois - or whatever the fuck his name is - pisses me off. I think he needs a Eurologist.

Eurologist by cyclopath September 22, 2010

urolagnist

someone who urinates on, or enjoys being urinated on by, a sexual partner for pleasure

eww baby you wanna take a piss on me after we just had sex? are you a urolagnist or something?

urolagnist by Whipshock July 28, 2003

Ufologist

One who studies UFO related incidents, and searches for proof of UFOs.

1. Ufologists are scientists, except they know nothing about scientific theory and forming logical, reasonable hypothesises.

Ufologist by Disco Stu December 8, 2004

Ufologist

Funniest word ever

A ufologist has landed a substantial pay rise

Ufologist by B0JACK HORSEMAN April 19, 2018

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026