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dick piece

When one is faced with a severely troubled individual,

otherwise known as an idiot, one struggles to find such a

phrase to express ones feelings. These words could liberate

YOU and all of mankind. At last we have the words to express

our true feelings. He (or she) is a "dick piece."
Idiot: "Man, I don't feel too good after eating all

that cake and drinking all that gasoline..."

A Pretty Ok Dude: "You step one foot in this

house man, and the definition of Dick Piece will be up your own ass, stapled to your head."

In Other Words: "You're a dick piece"
dick piece by marktheface April 15, 2010

Dick-piece 

A small, thoughtless piece of material used to fill in when a layout has come up short, (because of your own personal lack of skill and ethics) with almost any medium.
"We came up four inches short, just cut me a dick-piece so we can puke it in and call it a day."
Dick-piece by DB0380 September 14, 2009

Piece of Dick 

Dick Talk for "piece of shit". Synonymous in Dick Talk with pizza dick.
I let Dan live in my room for three months and he stole my signed Cal Ripken Jr. cards! That kid is such a piece of dick!
Piece of Dick by pshars July 13, 2006

piece of fucking dildo dick 

What piece, though?
Person A: You piece of fucking dildo dick!
Person B: What piece, though?
Person C: Presumably, a piece of fucking dildo dick.
Repeat exchange between person B and person C ad infinitum with variations.

motherfucking piece of shit, unclog you god damn whore dog dick

What you say in a rhythm/beat when you're trying to unclog your sink. Made popular by Charles Green from Angry Grandpa.
"Motherfucking piece of shit, unclog you god damn whore dog dick!
I FUCKING HATE YOU!"

dickpiece 

1. Cock or penis, of the male sex organs the penis
2. The same as calling someone a dick.
1. That bitch kicked him in the dickpiece.
2. Come on man...you have my money, don't be a fucking dickpiece.
dickpiece by Anarchyman99 January 9, 2008
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