When one is faced with a severely troubled individual,
otherwise known as an idiot, one struggles to find such a
phrase to express ones feelings. These words could liberate
YOU and all of mankind. At last we have the words to express
our true feelings. He (or she) is a "dick piece."
Idiot: "Man, I don't feel too good after eating all
that cake and drinking all that gasoline..."
A Pretty Ok Dude: "You step one foot in this
house man, and the definition of Dick Piece will be up your own ass, stapled to your head."
In Other Words: "You're a dick piece"