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Dictionary Dick Slapped 

When you define a word so well, that it has every single person around you in tears from laughter, and you submit it only to have an admin who probably diddles little boys decline it for some unknown fucking reason.
Dang-it, Urban Dictionary just Dictionary dick slapped my soul.

Urban Dictionaries Dick 

Omg it's large as fuck
No really
Just take a look my guy
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🏳️ πŸŒˆβœ¨πŸ’•YOU'RE GAY?🏳️ πŸŒˆβœ¨πŸ’•
Asscrack is typing...
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"Urban Dictionaries Dick was huge as fuck my guy"

"Really?"

"Yeah"
"Haha now you're gay"

"( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°)"

"W-whats with that look?
*drops soap*
"Shi-"

"UD-T WAS huge my guy"
"But wanna see something bigger than that?"

"uhh I uhh"
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❀️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026

fudanshi 

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi
Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.
fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017
Word of the Day on July 5, 2026

country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
Word of the Day on July 4, 2026

Regular Degular 

Plain. Not tampered with or upgraded. Basic.
May I have an order of regular degular buttermilk pancakes? Without all the added jazz? Hold the blueberry smiley face, strawberry glaze, chocolate chips and whipped cream.
Regular Degular by 1Bynum August 13, 2023
Word of the Day on July 3, 2026