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Dictionary Dick Slapped 

When you define a word so well, that it has every single person around you in tears from laughter, and you submit it only to have an admin who probably diddles little boys decline it for some unknown fucking reason.

Urban Dictionaries Dick 

Omg it's large as fuck
No really
Just take a look my guy
🏳️ πŸŒˆβœ¨πŸ’•OMGπŸ’•βœ¨πŸ³οΈ 🌈
🏳️ πŸŒˆβœ¨πŸ’•YOU'RE GAY?🏳️ πŸŒˆβœ¨πŸ’•
Asscrack is typing...
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"Urban Dictionaries Dick was huge as fuck my guy"

"Really?"

"Yeah"
"Haha now you're gay"

"( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°)"

"W-whats with that look?
*drops soap*
"Shi-"

"UD-T WAS huge my guy"
"But wanna see something bigger than that?"

"uhh I uhh"