Dick chili 

A term referring to semen or cum. Usually used when its on an orifice.

Hey man wipe that dick chili off your chin.

Dick chili by Broncoblair January 2, 2016

Chili Dick 

1. The end result of having anal sex, where when the dick withdraws from the asshole, It is covered in diarhea that resembles chili.

I'm never fucking another ass in my life. I got chili dicked by some bitch who don't know how to wipe her ass

Chili Dick by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM April 25, 2009

Chili Dick 

when you're cutting up some spicy chilis and then you touch your dick and now you just have a burning dick.

i was just making cutting some chili to make some bomb ass nachos and then took a piss and now i have chili dick

Chili Dick by im the dbest April 8, 2017

Chili Dick 

A red bumpy dick caused by any number of stds. Or just anything abonrmal on your dick such as a rash caused by wankin it with no lotion.

Robbie fucked to many of those hood rats and now hes got dat chili dick, chuch

Chili Dick by Eric, Cody January 13, 2008

Chili Dick 

1. when you eat so much chili at Super Bowl, your dick don't work.

2. a dick that tastes like chili

Can't fuck tonight, boo. I Got's chili dick.

Chili Dick by T-Wrecks January 10, 2019

oatmeal chili dick 

the act of puking on a guys penis after blowing him

Rachel gave me an oatmeal chili dick last night.

oatmeal chili dick by EmilyBlinks182 February 5, 2012

dick caught in the ceiling fan 

A Youtube meme that began on May 1, 2012 when someone made a rather humorous comment on a fake instructional video on how to touch a wall with an apple, saying "The instructions weren't clear enough. I got my dick caught in the ceiling fan." Since then, the comment has gotten 15000+ thumbs up and has been copied ever since by various people posting comments on how-to videos even though it has nothing to do with the videos' content. This meme has grown to be almost as popular as the well-known Arrow in the knee meme.

Youtube Instructional Video: "Today I am gonna show you how properly ask a girl out..."

Commenter: "The instructions weren't clear enough. I got my dick caught in the ceiling fan."

dick caught in the ceiling fan by Terminus_Est July 21, 2013