Dick Wheel 

Acting like a dick at a perpetual and constantly cyclical rate.

Goofus:...So bro, I try to zip up my pants and I trip over her middle school diploma rolled up on the floor and then her dad busts in the room acting like someone broke into the place. So I wipe my dick off on the drapes and tuck myself into my pants and ask him what the bummer was!? He was completely harshing our mellow! I had to try and settle him down, letting him know how uncool it was to cockblock his own daughter, but he wasn't having it and said I had to leave! He kept on saying how he recognized me from his 20 year high school reunion and all this old dude shit. This went on for about an hour and he was just acting like a complete dick bro, like it just went in circles on and on and on. Like, its as if his dicky-ness were spokes on a bike wheel. And instead of bike spokes they were dicks. Like a wagon-wheel but like a Dick Wheel bro. You feel me?

Gallant: ...it takes everything in me to not call your Parole Officer on an hourly basis

Dick Wheel by Queef_Quackenbush_Jr October 26, 2020

dick wheeling 

Where you get you penis stuck in the alloy of a car wheel while it's driving.

Boy: Mum I'm at he hospital.
Mum: Oh my God, what happened?
Boy: I went dick wheeling again

dick wheeling by Wanking lord April 24, 2014

Dick wheedle 

A dick wheedle at like a dick weed all though the difference is a wheedle is small or also known as a small dick so a dick wheedle is the trifecta of dick dick weed and small dick

Jhon quit being a dick wheedle

Fuck that dude he’s a dick wheedle

Don’t sleep with Chris he’s a dick wheedle

Dick wheedle by Joseph Micheal goad May 30, 2019

Dick Wheelchair

A vehicle that has been upgraded, painted, lifted, lowered, altered in a way that makes it appear the owner is compensating for something, or likely has dysfunctional genitalia.

Look at the size of that lifted, loud truck. Must have needed a Dick Wheelchair.

Dick Wheelchair by fattylov September 13, 2023

Dick on Wheels 

A dick, who uses some form of wheeled transportation.

Look at that mall cop on the segway.

What a Dick on Wheels!

Dick on Wheels by dick-on-wheels April 26, 2009

dickwheel

An asshole, someone who is really annoying and dumb

"My schoolmate is such a dickwheel, like he has no brains at all"

dickwheel by Jaanus October 3, 2007

dickwheenywhacker 

A dickwheenywhacker is someone who pretends to be gay but is actually gay

“Man Michael just said he would suck my dick he is SUCH a dickwheenywhacker”

dickwheenywhacker by The Ohio butthole tickler December 2, 2022