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Dick Wheel
Goofus:...So bro, I try to zip up my pants and I trip over her middle school diploma rolled up on the floor and then her dad busts in the room acting like someone broke into the place. So I wipe my dick off on the drapes and tuck myself into my pants and ask him what the bummer was!? He was completely harshing our mellow! I had to try and settle him down, letting him know how uncool it was to cockblock his own daughter, but he wasn't having it and said I had to leave! He kept on saying how he recognized me from his 20 year high school reunion and all this old dude shit. This went on for about an hour and he was just acting like a complete dick bro, like it just went in circles on and on and on. Like, its as if his dicky-ness were spokes on a bike wheel. And instead of bike spokes they were dicks. Like a wagon-wheel but like a Dick Wheel bro. You feel me?
Gallant: ...it takes everything in me to not call your Parole Officer on an hourly basis
Gallant: ...it takes everything in me to not call your Parole Officer on an hourly basis
Dick Wheel by Queef_Quackenbush_Jr October 26, 2020
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DICK WEED or DICKWEED
DICK WEED or DICKWEED by Wee Lil Tigrrr April 19, 2004
Dickweed
An arrogant, ignorant imbecile incapable of forming a single coherent thought in their pea brain. Originating from the word Dickhead , this extension of dickhead adds the weed factor, explaining that syou are not only an asshole and a prick , but you are an unoriginal, asshole/prick and not in any way special or different. That there are in fact many like you in the world, nothing but a pest that should be torn from the earth and burned before the seed spreads and creates more dickweeds. (I.e your children)
Dickweed by Theaussiecat February 28, 2015
dickcheeseaholic
I need to stop with all this dickcheese because I think I am a dickcheeseaholic.
Betty was admitted into rehab because she was a dickcheeseaholic and her dad was getting tired of it.
Betty was admitted into rehab because she was a dickcheeseaholic and her dad was getting tired of it.
dickcheeseaholic by beauner November 29, 2004
sweatbeatle-dickweed
1) A person who combines the negative traits of a sweatbeatle and a dickweed;
2) A term of disparagement-- commonly used among robots.
2) A term of disparagement-- commonly used among robots.
sweatbeatle-dickweed by Juan Non-lamestain October 4, 2008
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Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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