Dick Swaggle

Noun- the swag-filled wagging motion that a well-endowed man's penis makes back and forth as a man walks in either a thong or speedo.

"Kelsie is so lucky, just look at her boyfriends humongous dick swaggle."

by DickSwaggle August 26, 2014

Dick Swagger

A dick that has overall BAMFness, coolness, and the ability to give fangirls and fanboys boners that go to the rings of Saturn.

See that guy in the red leather pants over there? He has major dick swagger goin on.

by Ari Wolfe May 6, 2011

Dick Swagger University

The university where Dick Swagger is taught. Classes such as Bulge 101, Leather Pants 205, Hard ons 307, Freeballin 302, and Dick Swagger 101 are taught by highly trained professors who are experts in their subjects. Dick Swagger University is the finest form of higher education for Dick Swagger. More fondly known to it’s students as DickU.

That guy must have went to Dick Swagger University, his leather pants are so tight it’s like he’s having sex with himself!

Dick Swagger University. Where we put the Dick in U. University that is.

Dude. You need to go to Dick Swagger University. Your freeballin is wank.

What classes you got at Dick Swagger University man? I got Freeballin 302 and Leather Pants 205.

by Ari Wolfe May 6, 2011

Dick Swagger

swagging your dick side to side in front of your significant other to attract sexual attention

As i walked into the bathroom i did a little dick swagger for my wife while she got out of the shower....

by FPLMD October 19, 2010

Dick Swagger

1. When a man acts like a dick to a girl only when he is in the presence of his guy friends.

2. The act of being a dick in order to pick up chicks.

1. Girl: "Tom is usually so nice to me, but when his roommates came down the other night he was displaying some major dick swagger."

2. "I can't believe Clara is falling for that guy's dick swagger."

by scuba329 September 10, 2011

Big Dick Swagger

When a guy has extreme attitude and confidence with women, even to the point of thinking it's ok to ask them for money. Being jobless, ignorant, ugly or stupid does not phase him, because in his mind, having a big dick (or acting like he has one) is all he needs to have women want him.

He's such a loser! If it wasn't for his Big Dick Swagger, he'd never get any women to pay any attention to him.

by daddygecko February 24, 2012

Dickwaggle

One who is not keen on being straight or cool. Someone of complete and total gayness. A person who you cannot bare to talk to because their homosexuality reminds you of "Elton John and Liberachi sitting in a Hot Pink Cadillac, sucking the filling out of a crispy cream doughnut, while listening to a mix of Elton John's."

Adam: "Dude, did you talk to Andrew about not coming over?"
Sam: "I almost did, but he is just so gay I can't bring myself to speak with him"
Adam: "I know what you mean. He is such a dickwaggle."

by Sam Hendrickson November 24, 2007