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dickmitten

1)n. - the female vagina.

2)n. - dave misiazek.
Dave, you dickmitten.
dickmitten by Anonymous July 1, 2003

Dickmitten

When your spanking your monkey and the load is coming fast you reach down pull off your sock and cum in it .
My girlfriend has all these unmatched socks because her brother is using them for dickmittens.

dicksmitter 

A young kid who get's into trouble and is always fucking around with shit.
Jordan as a young child was a dicksmitter.
dicksmitter by Smittysays September 23, 2022

Dickmitten

Any item or person that encompasses the male genitalia.
"Nathan, can you hand me my boxers?"
"You mean your dickmittens?"
Dickmitten by Dick Mitten November 2, 2011

fudanshi 

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi
Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.
fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017
Word of the Day on July 5, 2026

country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
Word of the Day on July 4, 2026