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dickmitten

1)n. - the female vagina.

2)n. - dave misiazek.
Dave, you dickmitten.
dickmitten by Anonymous July 1, 2003

Dickmitten

When your spanking your monkey and the load is coming fast you reach down pull off your sock and cum in it .
My girlfriend has all these unmatched socks because her brother is using them for dickmittens.

dicksmitter 

A young kid who get's into trouble and is always fucking around with shit.
Jordan as a young child was a dicksmitter.
dicksmitter by Smittysays September 23, 2022

Dickmitten

Any item or person that encompasses the male genitalia.
"Nathan, can you hand me my boxers?"
"You mean your dickmittens?"
Dickmitten by Dick Mitten November 2, 2011

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026