Dick Smitten

Usually referring to a girl that you gave your dick to the night before and she keeps texting you about it.

Claire got me after a few pints last night, yeah I gave to her now my phone battery is dead.
Sounds like she's Dick Smitten!

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by TSupreme September 26, 2009

dickmitten

1)n. - the female vagina.

2)n. - dave misiazek.

Dave, you dickmitten.

by Anonymous July 1, 2003

Dickmitten

When your spanking your monkey and the load is coming fast you reach down pull off your sock and cum in it .

My girlfriend has all these unmatched socks because her brother is using them for dickmittens.

by Cinders and HEvil June 27, 2019

dicksmitter

A young kid who get's into trouble and is always fucking around with shit.

Jordan as a young child was a dicksmitter.

by Smittysays September 23, 2022

Dickmitten

Any item or person that encompasses the male genitalia.

"Nathan, can you hand me my boxers?"
"You mean your dickmittens?"

by Dick Mitten November 2, 2011