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Dick Skipper 

Originally coined by comedian Doug Benson, "dick skipping" is generally referring to masseuses that don't give happy endings. "Dick skippers" can also be used to describe lazy or slapdash people or things.
"That masseuse was a real dick skipper" -Doug Benson

"The blacks are a bunch of dick skipping hoes, I'm not racist I'm just speaking the truth" -Bill O'Reilly
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juicy dick slipper 

A very recently used condom.
"I saw some people walk out of my room at the party last night. So I went in to make sure nothing was stolen and BAM! Right there in the middle if the floor...a juicy dick slipper!

dick slipper

a prophylactic; a condom. So named because it is slipped onto the penis.
Will: Dude, last night that chick totally rocked my world.

Roger: You mean Lisa? Man, she's been around. I hope you wore a dick slipper.
dick slipper by dugsmet October 14, 2010

Dick Snipper 

A insult that sometimes is meant to imply that the insult-e is a homosexual. Other times it can be used to refer to someone as a idiot, douche bag, or a flat out dickhead.
Jack: "Dude, the color of those jeans don't go good with that shirt."

Bill: "Shove it, Dick Snipper!"
Dick Snipper by Dursirreal734 April 22, 2010

Dick Slipper

A woman's vagina. A durogatory word for a woman.
"I'd like to wear that dick slipper."
Dick Slipper by BlaqThunda17 February 27, 2013

Glass Slipper Dick 

When you find that dick that just fits so well that it damn near brings you to tears.
Girl, I can’t quit him. He got that glass slipper dick.
Glass Slipper Dick by danijms March 25, 2019

Slippery Dick 

-A kind of fish with a long cylindrical body shape that often coats itself with mucus as a defense mecanism
-An excited Dont
-Would you look at the size of that Slippery Dick darting between those rocks!
-I pleasured his slippery dick.
Slippery Dick by Mad Mike October 9, 2004