Dick Puncher

A man who punchs his own dick in the belief that it will make it strong and virile, and also to assert dominance over ones own dick and to teach it who is boss.

The act of dick punching involves cupping the dick in one hand and punching down on it with the other. Usually some form of flavouring is poured on the dick prior to punching it. This may include (but not limited to) salt, pepper, tobasco sauce, "The Black Scot" whisky, etc.

Dude 1: Hey, WTF is Sam doing over there?
Dude 2: Oh that - he's a dick puncher
Dude 1: Why the fuck would you punch your own dick?
Dude 2: Fuck knows

by The_Black_Scot November 22, 2009

Dick Punched

Grabbing a recipient by their hair and jabbing your dick in their face, causing a black eye.

Johnson is sporting a shiner at the front door, her got Dick Punched by ay men.

by Sonchosanchezz July 25, 2016

dick pincher

A very tight vagina it feels like it is pinching your dick.

That chick is the best dick pincher I have ever had.

by bathroom bitches December 29, 2014

dickpuncher

a individual who frequently attacks or assaults the penile region. can be self inflicted.

i was asaulted last night by a dickpuncher when leaving the bar, he uppercutted my cock so hard i threw up!!

by fat nutz October 14, 2007

dickmuncher

one who munches on penises and likes it

"That hoe is a little dickmuncher"

by elizabeth December 16, 2003

dickmuncher

a muncher of dick
one who munches a dick

“tyler paul walker”
“dude, stop trying to munch my dick, you dickmuncher”

by isaiah case November 30, 2007

Dickmunchers

NJ group who notoriously TYBs and goes on a high quantity and quality amount of links

“hide your gfs! the dickmunchers are on TYB SZN”

by ~~~T January 24, 2023