Dick Monger 

Any girl (or maybe a gay guy... I guess) who is excessively flirty or tries to be friends with you because she wants your cock. tries to be cool, hangs out with other "wow-my-self-esteem-is-so-low-i-wish-i-was-cool" girls who think they're cool.

-hey bro guess who I talked to yesterday?
-Kim?
-yeah, what a dick monger
-haha yeah...

Dick Monger by Snoochie_Noochie September 23, 2009

dick monger 

The act of rubbing another males penis against your own. Both of the penis's must be erect and the participants must be standing facing each other somewhat far apart. The first to cum must do so on the others face.

dude, Scott and I totally tried dick mongling last night and i guess you can call me dick monger now!

dick monger by The Vegimite November 27, 2007

dick mongler 

one who mongles or enjoys partaking in the gobbling of the penis. similar to nippling or gently chomping on the male genitallia.

oh my god. can u beleive that dick mongler and her filthy lies.

dick mongler by chris frenchy December 9, 2007

dick mongrel 

A man or woman who has an unhealthy obsession with dicks, and in most cases is a disease infested whore.

I can't even mess around with that girl man, everyone keeps telling me she's a dick mongrel.

dick mongrel by brente89 August 23, 2008

dick mongerer 

A man is so in love with dicks he cant spend one minute without being next to one.

Dude some hobo I met, I thought he was cool, but he was just some lame Dick mongerer

dick mongerer by asian inductee June 6, 2010

dickmongrel 

a whore who is literally addicted to sucking dick, having dick in her ass or vagina, or loves to rub dick.

"oh my god jillian is such a dickmongrel, i heard at that party last night she suck 30 something dicks."

"your right she sucked mine too"

dickmongrel by alex brownie January 30, 2008

dickmonger 

1. One who hordes penises
2. One who displays dickish traits
3. A derogatory term for a male homosexual

1. You dickmonger!
2. Look at you hording those dicks, dickmonger!

dickmonger by Curtis & Adam February 7, 2005